Local Gay Fairy LOVES Cock AND Balls, but Mostly LICKING SWEATY BALLS!!!!!

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Hiiiiiiii BOYS!!! I’m RICH THE FAGGOTY CUM GUZZLING BITCH BOY!!! I KNOW it’s a faggoty little bitch name!!! Do YOU love CUM??? I DOOOOOOO!!!! I love huge loads of  cum down my throat, in my face and dripping off my nose! I’m a disgusting fucking pig! I sure hope I get cancer! I sure hope no one on facebook tracks me down and caves in my fat stupid head with a bat! Fingers crossed!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I am a Fat, Stupid, Mom Jeans Wearing, Little Douchebag Baby Bitch! But Enough About My Best Qualities, Let’s Talk About My Unquenchable Thirst For Little Boy Balls!!!

Seriously. Just look at what a fucking douchebag I am! What kind of fat stupid bitch puts on a pair of Dollar General track pants and does some gay ass pose down in front of his fucking 1983 Chevy Cavalier.

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My Prison Doctor Says Fucking Little Boys Doesn’t Make Me Gay!! SO THERE!!!

Fine. You got me. It’s not MY 1983 Chevy Cavalier. I just thought it was COOL OK?! I’ve been saving up the change from my grocery bagging job and in 12 short years I’ll have my own Cavalier! Who’ll have the last laugh then?! Huh?! That’s right!! Good old John Stone, THAT’S WHO!!

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Check Out My Sweet Mom Jeans and Gross Sweaty Man Tits!!!

Well I’d love to stay and pose with my hairy tits and furry back fat but I have to go blow any guy Emperor Trump tells me to!!! I love gallons and gallons of delicious man goo sliding down my fat triple chinned throat!!! Here comes my hero now!!!

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Oh my God he’s so hot, I think I just came! Anyway, those little boys aren’t going to jump into inside my windowless Free Candy Van and ass rape themselves!!!!!! Byeeeeeeeeee!!!!

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All Aboard the Fucking Douchebag-Mobile!!!!

Local Gay Homosexual Seeks Forty or Fifty Well Hung Men to Fuck His Stupid Face While Pulling on His Fucking Gay as Shit Little Girl Earrings

Hiiiiiiii BOYS!!! I’m Marc with a gay ass ‘C’!!! But you can call me ‘Nut Goblin’!!  Do YOU love BALLS??? I DOOOOOOO!!!! I love huge cocks and balls in and around my mouth!!! I also love Trump and ‘Murica and generally being an all around stupid fucking cunt!!

But there’s nothing I love more than getting a giant mouthful of schlong and having the guy grab onto my faggoty bitch handle earrings and face fuck me until I’m blue! You see like most Jets fans I’m a huge penis aficionado. I suppose my lifelong fascination with dick started when I realized I had a tiny, tiny micro penis!

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I was at Starbucks getting my Half Caf All Jizz Latte and I told the cute Barista Boy that my name was ‘Marc with a C!’ and he wrote ‘Cark!’ on my cup! Oh my GAWD, I LOVE it!!! It’s so close to ‘Cock’! And I LOVE COCK!!!!

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I also love Donald Trump! He’s just like me, except successful! He is a stupid loud mouth cunt with a micro dick. He’s also a bald dick bag like me but he can afford to have a badger live on his head full time!

I am the ‘Head Plumber’! I’m not in charge, I just got the name from gobbling A LOT of plumber sausage! I decided to be a plumber when I saw the pipes! I knew then and there that if I could spend the rest of my life working all day with something dick shaped then I would be happy! It was between that and making penis shaped fireworks but I leaned toward plumbing because practicing my oral skills on a pipe isn’t deadly!  Not to mention plumbing has poop! I am huge poop fanatic! There’s nothing quite as awesome as heading down to Wilton Manors and letting some random take a huge steaming dump on my chest!!! Aoooggaa!!!

Speaking of steaming piles of shit, check out my new Trump hat!

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Well I gotta go, those poopy toilets aren’t going to unclog themselves, my mouth is! And now a special message from the Precedent!! Doooiiiyyyy!!!

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Area Stupid Fat Cunt is Still a Stupid Fat Cunt

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Hey look! Sure, I’m a fat stupid cunt but I look pretty good for a whore that just gobbled down thirty big black cocks and swallowed every load!!

I love huge loads of NBA cum down my throat, in my face and dripping off my nose! I’m a disgusting fucking pig! I sure hope I get cancer! I sure hope no one on facebook tracks me down and caves in my fat stupid head with a bat! Fingers crossed!

Area Religious Loser Fucking Cunt Has Stupid Cum Catcher Beard For Catching Cum Because He Just Can’t Get Enough Cum

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“Uh! Uh! Uh! Aaaaaaaggghhhh!!!” ~ Boyfriend Of Area Fucking Cunt While Blowing Copious Loads into the Chin Cum Catcher

“Look, I need this  cum catcher beard to catch all the cum I can get!” said the stupid fucking cunt. I don’t have a lot of time because my church makes us all fuck at least 8 little boys a week! I’m always Church Idiot Believer of the Month because no little boy is safe when I’m around!

Area Trump Dipshit Smurtis Schmesly* Loves Him Some ‘Murica! And Fucking Little Kids. But Mostly Fucking Little Kids!

*Names changed to protect a redneck fucking cunt

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I know what yer thinkin! That is one stupid fucking cunt! By the way, this is the last thing a little boy sees before he goes in my trunk! Yee haa!

Hey everyone! My name is Smurtis Schmesly and I am a stupid redneck fucking cunt! I just wanted to come out of the closet and say that not only do I LOVE man ass but i REALLY LOVE little boy ass!! Woohoo! C’mere you, get them clothes off boy!

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Mmmmm mmmm mmm! If you think he’s squinting because he’s retarded you’d be right! But he’s also trying to see my tiny redneck pin dick!

Boy I’ll tell you what! I sure am a stupid motherfucker! When I’m not eating paint chips I’m eating giant cocks! And when I’m not pumping little boys full of spooge, I’m wrapping this piece of shit Chihuahua in duct tape and goin to town! Hoo wee!

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Someone please help me! This fat back woods country fuck won’t stop fucking me! Luckily his penis is so small even I can hardly feel it, but it’s still humiliating!

Uh! Uh! Uh! Aaaaaaaggghhhh!!!