Hiiiiiiii BOYS!!! I’m Daaaaaaaave!!! But you can call me ‘Nut Goblin’!! Do YOU love BALLS??? I DOOOOOOO!!!! I love huge balls in and around my mouth!
I love huge loads of NBA cum down my throat, in my face and dripping off my nose! I’m a disgusting fucking pig! I sure hope I get cancer! I sure hope no one on facebook tracks me down and caves in my fat stupid head with a bat! Fingers crossed!
“Uh! Uh! Uh! Aaaaaaaggghhhh!!!” ~ Boyfriend Of Area Fucking Cunt While Blowing Copious Loads into the Chin Cum Catcher
“Look, I need this cum catcher beard to catch all the cum I can get!” said the stupid fucking cunt. I don’t have a lot of time because my church makes us all fuck at least 8 little boys a week! I’m always Church Idiot Believer of the Month because no little boy is safe when I’m around!
*Names changed to protect a redneck fucking cunt
Hey everyone! My name is Smurtis Schmesly and I am a stupid redneck fucking cunt! I just wanted to come out of the closet and say that not only do I LOVE man ass but i REALLY LOVE little boy ass!! Woohoo! C’mere you, get them clothes off boy!
Boy I’ll tell you what! I sure am a stupid motherfucker! When I’m not eating paint chips I’m eating giant cocks! And when I’m not pumping little boys full of spooge, I’m wrapping this piece of shit Chihuahua in duct tape and goin to town! Hoo wee!
Uh! Uh! Uh! Aaaaaaaggghhhh!!!
Hello Ladies! Meet part time woman beater and full time fucking asshole, super duper dream boat Erik Leon Wright! Feel free to peruse his various charges below including everything from illegal weapons possession to laying a good old fashioned beat down on defenseless women. Pregnant women.
He looks nothing like the stupid douche bag you would imagine! Oh. Wait. Never mind.
PS. Erik, you and your tiny, tiny dick and balls can fuck right off you little bitch! Haha!!!
Here are some of the things that Erik likes to send to women he’s never met! Things like ‘Can I show you my tiny dick and balls?’ and ‘Have you ever been with a roided out loser with pansy pussy tattoos and a micro-penis?’
Now listen here you liberal butt heads! I love me some ‘Murica! The land where a stupid, bald loser with a pussy ass single engine piece of shit can get some little boy ass! Woooo!! Hopefully I’ll have the opportunity to get some hot little boy action goin on! er… never mind! Woooo!
Look, writin aint my favoritest thing but it seems I got some time on my hands seein as I been locked up in a jail cell that the commie police threw me in. I thought this was ‘Murica! Apparently it’s now ‘illegal’ to kidnap the next door neighbor’s 8 year old kid and play oiled up naked twister with him in my Cessna Shitbucket 3000. Thanks Obama!