Area Elephant Baby Addresses Sex Tape Allegations: “So What if I Fuck My Dad?! Aaaaagggghh!! Fuck You!!”

I AM FUCKING ELEPHANT BABY!!

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You pricks! How DARE you judge me! I mean, who among us can say that they haven’t fucked their Dad? And the entire Tottenshit FuckSpurs squad. At the same time. And filmed it. I know I have… what?! Fuck you buddy! What’s WHAT? On my chin?

[rubs ugly fucking face coming up with a handful of jizz]

God damn it Dad! I said not the face! Not the fucking face! God damn it, you listen about as well as I turn down a bag of dicks! FUCK!

I suppose I should address these allegations. First off, yes you can clearly see that it is in fact my father being brutally sodomized by the Tottenshit Fuckspurs, and many of their fans. But we all know that isn’t news to anyone. They’ve been pounding him like yesterday’s beef for years. I don’t even know why they bother anymore, at this point his ass is like a tube of circus peanuts!

As for the baby in the back ground clapping and jerking off three dudes, I admit nothing! There are lots of babies that wear bee keeper masks you fuckers! What? Name two?! Aaaagggghhhh!! Hold that guy!! I’m going to fuck you just like all those guys in that Tottenshit tape!! Aaaaaggghhhh!!