Area Trump Dipshit Smurtis Schmesly* Loves Him Some ‘Murica! And Fucking Little Kids. But Mostly Fucking Little Kids!

*Names changed to protect a redneck fucking cunt


I know what yer thinkin! That is one stupid fucking cunt! By the way, this is the last thing a little boy sees before he goes in my trunk! Yee haa!

Hey everyone! My name is Smurtis Schmesly and I am a stupid redneck fucking cunt! I just wanted to come out of the closet and say that not only do I LOVE man ass but i REALLY LOVE little boy ass!! Woohoo! C’mere you, get them clothes off boy!


Mmmmm mmmm mmm! If you think he’s squinting because he’s retarded you’d be right! But he’s also trying to see my tiny redneck pin dick!

Boy I’ll tell you what! I sure am a stupid motherfucker! When I’m not eating paint chips I’m eating giant cocks! And when I’m not pumping little boys full of spooge, I’m wrapping this piece of shit Chihuahua in duct tape and goin to town! Hoo wee!


Someone please help me! This fat back woods country fuck won’t stop fucking me! Luckily his penis is so small even I can hardly feel it, but it’s still humiliating!

Uh! Uh! Uh! Aaaaaaaggghhhh!!!