Hiiiiiiii BOYS!!! I’m Marc with a gay ass ‘C’!!! But you can call me ‘Nut Goblin’!! Do YOU love BALLS??? I DOOOOOOO!!!! I love huge cocks and balls in and around my mouth!!! I also love Trump and ‘Murica and generally being an all around stupid fucking cunt!!
But there’s nothing I love more than getting a giant mouthful of schlong and having the guy grab onto my faggoty bitch handle earrings and face fuck me until I’m blue! You see like most Jets fans I’m a huge penis aficionado. I suppose my lifelong fascination with dick started when I realized I had a tiny, tiny micro penis!
I was at Starbucks getting my Half Caf All Jizz Latte and I told the cute Barista Boy that my name was ‘Marc with a C!’ and he wrote ‘Cark!’ on my cup! Oh my GAWD, I LOVE it!!! It’s so close to ‘Cock’! And I LOVE COCK!!!!
I also love Donald Trump! He’s just like me, except successful! He is a stupid loud mouth cunt with a micro dick. He’s also a bald dick bag like me but he can afford to have a badger live on his head full time!
I am the ‘Head Plumber’! I’m not in charge, I just got the name from gobbling A LOT of plumber sausage! I decided to be a plumber when I saw the pipes! I knew then and there that if I could spend the rest of my life working all day with something dick shaped then I would be happy! It was between that and making penis shaped fireworks but I leaned toward plumbing because practicing my oral skills on a pipe isn’t deadly! Not to mention plumbing has poop! I am huge poop fanatic! There’s nothing quite as awesome as heading down to Wilton Manors and letting some random take a huge steaming dump on my chest!!! Aoooggaa!!!
Speaking of steaming piles of shit, check out my new Trump hat!
Well I gotta go, those poopy toilets aren’t going to unclog themselves, my mouth is! And now a special message from the Precedent!! Doooiiiyyyy!!!