Point! Counterpoint! Michelle Lopez is a Gummy Mouthed No Chinned Giant Fivehead Cunt! vs. Holy Shit Michelle Lopez Stop Hitting Your Face With That Hot Shovel!

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Disgusting Pig, Michelle Lopez

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Dr. James P. Mcgillicuddy, Plastic Surgeon

Seriously bitch, get some surgery! Where to fucking start… that’s coincidentally exactly what I, your plastic surgeon, said when I first looked at your stupid moon face. What’s with your gums you horse mouthed nag? Every time I look at you I start glancing around for sugar cubes or an apple to jam in your gob. Well, it looks like we’re also going to need a chin implant the size of a rat trap. I’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news is that to make your giant fivehead look half normal we will have to cut a poncho-esque swath of skin from the middle of it and pull the pieces together like a suitcase that won’t quite close. The good news is that we will have enough skin leftover to tan and make you a nice jacket and handbag. Now get that mask over your face you fugly hog!

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William ‘BoBo’ Stiklystapers

*BONG!* Whooooaaaa there missy! Holy shit! Stop hittin’ yerself in the face with that there asphalt covered shovel! My lord, yer face is already a gosh darn bowl of dog vomit without you helpin’ out none! Why look at that there forehead on ye! Stay right there, I’m gonna go get Roscoe and Jeb and we’s gonna show a drive in movie on that bad boy! Hoooooweee! Ya know what, ferget it, the glare off ur retard gums would ruin it for everyone anyhows! *BONG!* I said quit that shovel face poundin ya crazy sow! Is that why ye gots no chin no more? Hey yew kinda look like ma sister! she ain’t no looker neither but I always had the hots for her. C’mere yooooouuuuu!! *BONG!* Holy shit! Yer dentin ma shovel!!

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