Area Elephant Baby is Fucking Asshole Like His Fucking Ugly Dad

I AM FUCKING ELEPHANT BABY!!

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Bow down Mortals! I am Elephant Baby and I AM a giant fucking tool like my giant tool Dad! Listen and listen good you fuckers! I don’t have time for this! My Dad is taking me to the new Bath House in town where the Tottenham HotSpurs like to get the old in and out and there is dick to be gobbled, so I just don’t have time for your shit!

Q. What do you  do when your gun has two bullets and you are trapped in a closet with a tiger, a lion, and a Tottenham Spurs fan rabidly trying to swallow your sweaty balls?!

A. Shoot the ball gobbling Tottenham fan! Twice!

Anyone who gets in my extremely gay way will feel the wrath of Laser Eye Elephant Baby!!!! All Hail!!

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